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As seen on TV. A Senior Terror Linguist is responsible for deciphering the subtle differences between military jargon and political buzzwords. No knowledge of the military or politics is required.

These eye-catching over-sized banners are sure to get noticed. Each measures 44" x 30" (and weighs in at 13 ounces). With a durable, weather-resistant construction that's ideal for draping outdoors or indoors, these handy banners feature four metal grommets for easy hanging.
 
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Senior Terror Linguist
As seen on TV. A Senior Terror Linguist is responsible for deciphering the subtle differences between military jargon and political buzzwords. No knowledge of the military or politics is required. If this is your assignment, here's your shirt. Strictly for fake news reporters.
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